i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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