Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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