It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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