ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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