If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How does one acquire holy water?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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