69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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