I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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