i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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