This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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