Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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