So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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