Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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