Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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