Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
nutella sex= disaster
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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