I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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