I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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