Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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