That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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