It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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