If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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