I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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