Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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