I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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