My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want to fling myself into the sun
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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