? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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