Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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