you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
no you cant smoke seaweed
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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