Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
