Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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