i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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