yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
