what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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