Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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