i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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