omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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