Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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