Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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