Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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