Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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