I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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