At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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