Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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