did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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