How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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