who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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