broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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