he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Never underestimate the power of titties
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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