They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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