thus making me awesome and them whores
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dick very happy bro
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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