She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
