I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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