maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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