We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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