Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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