Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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