Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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